You should not confuse your career with your life.
No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too seriously.
Never lick a steak knife.
The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we ALL believe that we are above average drivers.
The main accomplishment of almost all organized protests is to annoy people who are not in them.
You never truly understand something until you can explain it to your grandmother
A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person.
If you cannot convince them, confuse them.
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.