Q: Why has it rained for the past MONTH?
Over the April showers fo sho!
Q: Why does it seem to take a package even longer to arrive after you receive
the online tracking number?
Hurry UP FedEx Guy.
Q: Why is everyone falling on Dancing with the Stars?

Q: What was she thinking?
Q: Why was I not invited to William and Kate's Wedding?
AND WHY IS IT ON AT 4AM?
Does she not realize that time does not work with our sleep schedules?
Have you seen the wedding favors? Super Jealous!!! I have to have one of these scarves.

Q: Speaking of Prince William... What the heck is his last name?
Or is he a one-namer like Oprah?


That is all. Happy Tuesday!