Wishing you a very Positive Monday!

Words of Wisdom Wednesday

You should not confuse your career with your life.

No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too seriously.

Never lick a steak knife.

The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we ALL believe that we are above average drivers.

The main accomplishment of almost all organized protests is to annoy people who are not in them.

You never truly understand something until you can explain it to your grandmother

A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person.

If you cannot convince them, confuse them.

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

Words of Wisdom Wednesday

If you must choose between two evils,

pick the one you've never tried before.

Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.

No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes.

It doesn't take a very big person to carry a grudge.

Every path has some puddles.

Most of the stuff people worry about never happens.