Words of Wisdom Wednesday

You should not confuse your career with your life.

No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too seriously.

Never lick a steak knife.

The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we ALL believe that we are above average drivers.

The main accomplishment of almost all organized protests is to annoy people who are not in them.

You never truly understand something until you can explain it to your grandmother

A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person.

If you cannot convince them, confuse them.

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

Housewives Sing for their Supper

The Real Housewives series has turned into an auto-tuned music boot camp.

See the musical slayings, I mean singles below.

First there was this...

Kim- Real Housewives of Atlanta

"Don't be Tardy for the Party"

Then there was this...

"Former" Countess Luann - Real Housewives of NY

"Money Can't Buy You Class"

Not to be outdone by this..

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Gretchen- Real Housewives of Orange County

"Nothing Without You"

And just when it couldn't get any worse....

Credit

Danielle- Real Housewives of New Jersey

"Real Close"

Tesh Wednesday - Top 10 Passwords

Here are the Top 10 most used passwords...

#1 Most common is “password”.

#2 “1-2-3”.

#3 Chicago. Or any other city name. If it’s your home town or the city you live in, it’s too common.

#4 “Let Me In”.

#5 1-2-3-4-5

#6 Qwerty. What’s that? Look down at your keyboard. It’s the first six letters on the top row.

#7 Charlie – or whatever your name is.

#8 on the list: Raiders, Steelers, Red Sox, Dodgers, Maple Leafs, or Oilers. Basically, don’t use the name of your favorite sports team.

#9 your birth date

#10 your kids’ names

If any of these apply to you... Change your password. Better safe than sorry.

Dad

Happy Father's Day Dad.

You're still the coolest.

But Daddy, I want a Goose to lay Golden Eggs

Okay, so I am not as bad as Veruca Salt...

(Michael might disagree)

but there are some things that I am pining after.

Tory Burch Clutch

Jack Rogers Sandals

Oversized White Watch

I think this MK watch is pretty fab.

Words of Wisdom Wednesday

Instructions for life!

Who said that the only thing unfair about Life is that it came with no instruction booklet? It's not true! And here to prove it are your INSTRUCTIONS FOR LIFE

1. Give people more than they expect, and do it cheerfully.

2. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want.

3. When you say, "I love you" mean it.

4. When you say, "I'm sorry" look the person in the eye.

5. Never laugh at any one's dreams.

6. Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it's the only way to live life completely.

7. In disagreements, fight fairly.

8. Don't judge people by their relatives.

9. Talk slow but think quick.

10. Remember that great love and great achievements involve great risk.

11. Call your mom.

12. When you lose, don't lose the lesson.

13. Don't let a little dispute injure a great friendship.

14. When you realize you've made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it.

15. Smile when picking up the phone. The caller will hear it in your voice.

16. Marry a man you love to talk to. As you get older, his conversational skills will be as important as any other.

17. Open your arms to change, but don't let go of your values.

18. Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.

19. Live a good, honorable life. Then when you get older and think back, you get to enjoy it a second time.

20. Trust in God but lock your car.

21. Read between the lines.

22. Share your knowledge. It's a way to achieve immortality.

23. Pray — there's immeasurable power in it.

24. Never interrupt when you are being flattered.

25. Once a Year, go someplace you've never been before.

26. If you make a lot of money, put it to use helping others while you are living. That is wealth's greatest satisfaction.

27. Remember that not getting what you want is sometimes a stroke of luck.

28. Learn the rules then break some.

29. Judge your success by what you had to give up in order to get it.

30. Remember that your character is your destiny.

Tesh Tuesday - Improve your Google (easy search tips)

Google Search Tricks 101

Do you Google? You may have mastered a few basic tricks, like searching for a local restaurant, or looking up the closest Wal*Mart, but most people use only about 3% of the search engine’s available tools. So, here’s a lesson in Google Search Tricks 101, courtesy of the tech website LifeHacker.org:

• First, wanna know what time it is in, say, Paris, or Lima, Peru? In the search box, simply type “what time is it” and the name of the city.

• Next, wanna know if Uncle Mike’s flight is arriving on time? Just type the name of the airline and the flight number, and you’ll get the departure and estimated arrival times.

• Would you like to track a package? In the search box, simply type in the tracking number and press ENTER. Whether it’s a package that was shipped via FedEx, UPS or the Post Office, Google will cough up the tracking information.

• Another great Google trick: It converts everything! If you want the number of teaspoons in a cup, the number of seconds in 2 hours, or how many Euros you’ll get for $50, just type it in and bingo, there it is!

• Want information on a product? Type ALL of the numbers beneath any barcode – whether it’s on a book, a box of crackers, or a bottle of hairspray - and Google will provide links so you can research the product, or buy it.

• To narrow your search results, you can subtract items from the list. For example, if you’re looking for candy that’s not chocolate and not for Easter, type in candy (space) (minus-sign) chocolate (space)(minus-sign) Easter and the search engine will overlook anything that refers to “chocolate” or “Easter.”

• Finally, if you’re looking for pictures or drawings, click on “Images” in the upper left corner of the Google search page. Then type the word “people” or “sunsets” or “puppies” in the search box. Instead of websites, you’ll get pictures.

Now you can fully harness the power of Google!